#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is
(Source: sighsomemore, via sassycappy87)
One day Sidney will have a teacup human of his very own to tow around. One day.
(via delilahlovejoy)
“Yah it was great, he was asking me for a little while there to be a starter, to come out for the national anthem. The last game of the season he had the ‘ok’ to come on the ice. I had to take a couple of deep breaths at the blue line because when the audience realized he was my son, the crowd gave him a nice little ovation. Even if he never plays in the NHL, he’ll have the feeling of the crowd giving him applause.”
(Source: frattins, via coreyscrawford)
My roommate wants to re-virginize herself
If you don’t have sex for 4 years it happens